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Rusty Musket

When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face
After the BBQ, Jen and I went home and I gave her a Rusty Musket
by Buhbuh B April 12, 2023
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miami musket

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.
by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023
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Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.
The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.
by balistah August 20, 2023
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The Musketeer

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.
Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.
by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023
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Elon Musketeer

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer
by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024
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Sidral Mundet

Sidral Mundet is a Mexican apple soda from Mexico dating back from 1902, it comes in 6 flavors they are red apple, green apple, golden apple, plum, peach, and pear.
We should make a Sidral Mundet party!
by Alwaaa March 17, 2024
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Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! ๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽ‰
I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!
by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026
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