Bread Munching

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Cunalinguini.

Dude, I just found out that girl I ate out had a yeast infection! I was totally bread munching!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

Carb Munchies

The craving for JUST ONE MORE carb. Known to effect people even after they consume the smallest amount of high-density sugar. Once you start the slide into the carb munchies, there's no hope of stopping. You've just got to have more.

"Boy, I never should've added powdered sugar and chocolate syrup to my Frosted Flakes. Now I've got the carb munchies. Do we have any ice cream?"

"At first I wasn't that hungry. I was just going to have a bowl of rice. But then after that I saw some bread on the counter, so I decided to make a sandwich. Of course, I had to pop open a soda to go with it. Afterwords, I was still a little hungry, so I found a couple candy bars in the back of the pantry, but while I was back there I also found an opened bag of..."

by the_good_doctor July 4, 2012

Funky munch

A sexual act where the woman gives a man a blowjob while also trying to place the testicles in her mouth.

Don't stare at where a man zips. He may think you want to give a funky munch

by Peanutbuttersandwich August 28, 2012

Pool munchies

The intense need for food one gets after swimming for a while. Comparable to munchies after smoking weed due to it's sudden and urgent nature.

I had some insane pool munchies after a nice dip in the water so I ate a box of cereal

by JusticeForBreakfest2 June 1, 2014

pill muncher

Someone who consumers too many pills (pingers) and as a result becomes exceedingly mongy.

Oi Jordan you pill muncher, stop scoffing pingers or you're gonna land yourself in the medical tent again.

by pill scoffer J man October 28, 2015

Cunt Muncher

A Cunt Muncher thinks they know what they are talking about, but in reality everything they say is utter bullshit. Cunt Munchers think they are intellectually superior than everyone else but they are actually morons.

What the fuck is this guy talking about? He is a huge Cunt Muncher for saying something so stupid.

Shut the fuck up Cunt Muncher you don't know shit.

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016

raisin muncher

1. Someone who willing eats raisins. Usually also wears socks with sandals, listens to soft rock and enjoys other perverse snacks such as Fig Newtons, date squares and mince pies. Mostly found in the wild in the United Kingdom and its former colonies.

2. A tight-arse.

1. I always suspected that Steve was a raisin muncher, but today I confirmed it when I found an empty Sun-Maid box on his desk.

2. Rick: Did you hear that the mayor is going to increase property taxes by 0.1% and use the money to fund special education programs? This is ridiculous.
Bob: Are you listening to yourself? Quit being a raisin muncher.

by lewis1901 June 24, 2016