Muffin Munchies

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.

1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!

by aleven12 December 23, 2014

Limp Muffin

A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.

Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!

by Bepdaddy March 28, 2020

Quaz Muffin

1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.

2. a delicious muffin.

1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin

by seklly January 25, 2011

Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016

Muffin Rocker

Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.

Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"

by TaylorrPaigee August 16, 2009

function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009