Muddy Nut

The act of a threesome, when a girl shits on a male's chest, and the other male dips his balls in the shit and the female licks off the shit and spits it in the other males mouth

Ben: Did you Jessica and tyrell have fun with the Muddy Nut
Gerald:Hell yeah we did

by Super cala fragile expialidoci November 19, 2017

muddy hiking

To journey deep into the hilly landscape of your girls fleshmounds and reach the cavernous dirt trail upon which your boots shall get muddied

I went muddy hiking with Liz the other day and I practically lost a boot in that mud, gnome sayin

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

Muddy Drip

Spitting chewing tobacco on females back during sexual intercourse.

The buhl threw in a huge lip before banging this chick. Then while doggy stylin her, he gave her the muddy drip, useing her back as a spatter.

by Jes Mancini May 16, 2011

The Muddy Buddy

The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies

I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.

by Whippedmamasboy October 10, 2020

Muddy nipples

When you get done hitting it raw dog in the poop shoot, and she jumps up and drags that muddy crack across your nips.

Jon:"bro"
Justin:"what up"
Jon:"after I blew one off in her exit door, she gave me a set of raging MUDDY NIPPLES"
Justin: "brah"

by Mudslide69 August 21, 2017

muddy canyon

When a girl spreads her tits, a guy shits between them, the girl presses her tits together and he titfucks her.

My best gal pal heard about the muddy canyon online, then had to try it, the slut.

by JBooker December 8, 2013

Muddy Angel

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman and hits her on the back of the head with a bible.

"Roadhouse" was telling "Honcho" about how he made a girl a Muddy Angel.

by Doubleamppornstar May 15, 2016