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mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.
John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.
by Anti January 12, 2005
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mowing

I am mowing this assignment
by sk8rgall November 9, 2013
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Moling

When one's poop is alternately poking in and out of their anus like a mole peeking out of a hole in the ground.
I had to shit so bad I was moling.
by 1HNIC January 7, 2017
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Mowing

To just fucking demolish some fucking gremlin by force at all times.
Fuck cunt did you see that 4ft nigga abdul mow tfue and the 2 other clowns..

creator spoiling. i think not sure tho
defined as mowing time for the piggies.
by Mcmowmowsnr July 14, 2019
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whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."
"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."
by K-Y Jimmy September 30, 2013
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Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.
Haha He mowed his rug.
by Derek October 29, 2003
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Mowing the Lawn

The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.
Jacob loves it when Mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.
by JONGaCONGi July 8, 2012
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