Moron

Eamon Ryan is a complete moron

Eamon Ryan finished first in the world moron championship.

by Irelandisalostcause February 09, 2024

Moron

1. A particular social media content creator or "Influencer" that has millions of followers, of whom all are just as stupid as each other.

2. Absolutely Baffling, Laughable, Cringeworthy and/or Embarrassing to humankind for the Rest of us.

3. In urgent and serious need of a reality check.

NB. Initial idea credit Must go to a refreshing insta comment whoʻll hopefully run for Prime minister. We should all stop calling them Influencers...

"He/she/they ʻs an Influencer, u know making content"
"Oh e's a Moron, I gotcha."

Or
"That one is a Moron contender for sure".

Or
"What a waste of an education, to become one of those internet Morons!"
Or
"#moron"

by forgetmyheadifitwasntscrewedon December 02, 2023

Moron

If being a moron hasn't gone wrong for you yet, its too bad for everyone else you haven't got yourself hurt at least once by your own actions.

Lindsay never told people about the times she fucked something up, since she liked to keep hearing them tell her about lucky she was to still be alive. Nobody ever told her anything harsh though, such as most morons wouldn't still be here today if they used your (lack of) judgment or self control. She was allowed by other people to talk her shit about every moron in the world, but the minute anybody did the same to her, they were cold hearted, or mean spirited, or nasty, always the other person was the bad guy.

by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019

Moron

Somebody who has to try everything once, no matter how pointless or senseless the action is.

Lindsay had to change seats and tires once a week, just to see what it was like. She also had to stick her tongue in an outlet, hit a landmine with a hammer, and skydive into a building at least once in life, or it wasn't a life, but she also has to preach to other people about not using their common sense, and about how they should straighten out their lives, since she needed to see what it was like to be a hypocrite like everyone else (except without realizing it). It must be fun to be a moron.

by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019

Moron

Someone who hates a statue because everyone wants to remove it, or because the media says it's divisive, rather than for their own reasons.

Thanks to the moron, there was no more statue, since nothing that might offend anyone could be left in the park. The park now had to be politically correct and compliant.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Moron

Someone who thinks its clever to spell dick with a q instead of with a k.

The girl was a moron.

by Solid Mantis October 16, 2020

Moron

Citizens that don’t want to work, but instead feel their Government is responsible for taking care of their every need.

A person capable of working, and has job offers to work decides to continue collect government subsidized unemployment is a Moron.

by Comanche24 October 19, 2021