moms that LOVE to start drama & talk shit to each other. have a high paying job so their kids think they’re rich & the shit. they hate everyone that doesn’t have an economy kid.
by dyslexis February 16, 2018
That fabulous person that is one of the people attending the con with you and they bring you snacks, water, etc. and just generally are great. They are lit.
Friend: Yo imma bring snacks and water to this con for all of you
Friend #2: oh nice we have a con mom
Friend #2: oh nice we have a con mom
by ...ye March 25, 2017
Bobby's mom is the most enthusiastic, up-against-the-wall MILF seen yet. She's defined as the world's only high-capacity sperm receptacle. If you see her in the distance, approach with caution. Once she has her gaze on you, you are "finished".
Dude 1: Did you hear? Bobby's Mom is in town and she's at the Whole Foods!
Dude 2: Noice! I bet you she'll be in aisle 13, cause that's where all the snacks are at.
Dude 2: Noice! I bet you she'll be in aisle 13, cause that's where all the snacks are at.
by dongtopia April 10, 2021
Is the one in your friend group who takes care of everyone in the group. They act like your mother most of the time. Is typically the person who's always nice, and keeps the peace among the friend group.
by ILikeWaffles123 July 1, 2016
A soccer mom is typically a white suburban woman aged from 30-50. They are usually picking their kids up from school and driving them to the various activities they participate in. Usually seen with an SUV, a coffee and a cell phone yelling at someone. She owns a two-story house with her husband and two/three kids with a picket fence in the front yard. They are crazy Christians who believe that anyone or anything that isn't Christian is cursed by the devil. They blame rap/rock/metal music, the Internet and video games for all the problems in the world. They believe they are always right and that their opinion matters most. They are often seen telling others what to do. They are one of the people most responsible for the dumbing down of today's society. Her kids live a life planned for them. They have to get straight A's in school. They are forced to participate in soccer, hockey and many other sports. They are not allowed to watch any movies rated higher than PG. They are not allowed to play any video games, other than a Nintendo Wii for an hour a day. They have no Internet access, the computer is for homework only. After being forced to listen to Sheryl Crow, Shania Twain and Creed all of their life, they end up becoming rebels the moment they start high school. They do drugs, they get into fights, and start bullying others. Little does the soccer mom know that her perfect little daughter is fucking the captain of her school's football team. Soccer moms make me sick.
That soccer mom yelled at me because I was playing Metallica full blast! She said it was the creation of the devil...
by Marco K. May 27, 2010
1. A short (sometimes fat) mom who gives her kids (little angels) absolutely no freedom by scheduling everything known to man. Between 3:30 and 6:30. Even scheduling time able to be spent with friends. They also drive the biggest SUV/ minivan around and complain about gas prices. The inside do there SUV/minivan is usually filled with cheerios, sticky stuff, and other assorted snacks and drink causing a weird funky-ass smell. They are also the people at soccer and other non-contact sport) resulting in the growth of pussy children) with noise making objects such as horns, air horns, and other loud obnoxious things. You may also see them taking over the road and cutting you off on the road resulting in flipping people off, head-on collisions, and ass kicking. They are also the people who put censors on anything. You can’t say a curse near the children otherwise you will get yelled at. There kids are based around being spoiled and ESRB ratings, movie ratings and edited music. They are the people with the kids who yell at there parents and control the household. Usually married but dad is never around.
While driving in my 69 Roadrunner to buy my kids the new Grand theft auto game and a KORN CD, a Dodge Caravan cut me off nearly hitting my car resulting in a soccer mom ass whooping. When I got to the store and my kids got the game and CD, another soccer mom (who was buying her bratty children 2 copies of the same Sponge bob game) told me that am inappropriate for children so I told her to fuck off and let me raise my own children. Then while blasting the KORN CD near a soccer game a heard of coffee drinking soccer moms told me to turn it down because of language which I just turned up even louder.
by CWC November 28, 2006