A moises

someone who isnt very good looking but theyre personality makes them "attractive"

jackie:woah! hes ugly
cristina:so..hes a moises!
jackie:ohh then hes good(:

by liddoh one :> July 23, 2011

moist towel

where you are licking a pussy then start heavily warm breathing in her vagina to make it moist.

johnney gave me the best moist towel

by Moneybagz1697 April 6, 2011

Moist

Moist has two very different definitions!

1) Moist is the opposite of crusty. Moist means something cool or someone cool. Use this version of the word moist to make people freak the fuck out.

2)Moist means slightly wet/very wet.

1)You are probably the moistest person I know.
2)You are probably the moistest person I know. Wipe it up with these, MOIST towelettes.

by SourLemonParty January 21, 2016

Doinky Moist

Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.

Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.

by Dj Eightrays April 3, 2003

misko

a super slovak lax bro. who lives his life by the GTL standard. he also enjoys frequent hockey nights with his boys.

did you see that bro today he looked like a total misko.

by chewtalk June 8, 2011

moist

Female or male homosexual state of sexual arousal.

Ooh, Bruno, seeing those semi-naked construction workers over there has made me all moist!

by Bunkerbuster October 16, 2006

Moist n Saggy

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)

Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.

by Rusty Trombone April 6, 2006