Mixers

Mixers are college parties. They are usually the best parties.

Yo, I went to 5 different mixers last night!

by blondebabe6952 July 30, 2007

Mixerland

A place where the gays and cupcakes from all over the world unite to worship Little Mix

The Mixerland is so nice, I've only got 4 death threats since I joined.

by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019

Miked

Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.

"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"

by phoyto March 28, 2009

concrete mixer

When a guy cum's on a girls face, then throws her threw a wall

Yeah I was with that skank last night, I gave her a good ole' fashion concrete mixer, now I have to go to the hardware store and pick up some drywall.

by NoodleArms February 28, 2008

miked

when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health

you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"

by Joseph Saint August 21, 2007

mized

Shortened version of Ketamized. Meaning to be under the influence of the dissociative drug Ketamine.

I?..ughh?....ohh? ...I'm really mized.

by Retamizer October 15, 2009

Concrete Mixer

1) An Alcoholic Beverage made by placing lime and baileys together in a shot glass, in a fashion that they stay separated. It is then placed in the mouth for compeditive purposes to see who can keep it sloshing round the most (as it curdles and goes lumpy like concrete)

2) a device for mixing lime, sand and pebbles into a mix that can be laid down , which hardens when left long enough. (concrete)

1) damn, that dude had a concrete mixer for a good 6 minutes.

2) laid some concrete last night, woke up this morning, and there were damn cat foot prints all over it.

by theJackal July 28, 2004