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fuck monkey

A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.
Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!
by SlutVista March 10, 2016
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angst monkey

1) A person who truly enjoys angst and creating angst. Although they would never admit to actively searching for angst, they always seem to find plenty of it. relates to emo
2) A metaphorical monkey which brings angst to whose ever back it attaches itself to. From the phrase "he's got a monkey on his back." Rest assured that angst monkeys are much worse then normal back monkeys.
1) Ga! What happened to him now? ... What?! He is such an angst monkey!
2) The Angst Monkeys are coming for you!! Quickly throw them at emo kids!
by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno November 17, 2004
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mickey juice

vaginal secretions produced during sexual arousal
by nemesizstar October 21, 2008
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copy paste monkey

(Definition reinstated)
One who codes, HTML, PHP C, or any other language, by mindlessly copying random chunks of code from the work of others without fully understanding what the code does. This usualy causes bugs, bloat, and generaly nasty ass code. Also abbreviated "CPM"
<Fred> Why does the php on Bob's site keep shitting?
<Dom> Because he's a copy-paste-monkey.
*Fred is now known as Bob
<Bob> Eep! Eep! I am MONKEY! Give me BANANA!! ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-c, ctrl-v!
by BlueEagle January 7, 2005
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Monkey Steals the Peach

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.
I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!
by &owned November 24, 2004
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Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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Mikey Madison

Finest person on earth. I would let Mikey Madison run me over and then stomp on my body repeatedly.
"who's Mikey Madison?"

"She's the finest person on earth. And can run me over and then stomp on my body repeatedly"
by Mikeymadisonslover March 19, 2022
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