Melonophile

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.

Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"

by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK October 30, 2020

melonk

The biggest and best bob to walk on plant earth. Tho he’s not the biggest female bag getter he’s a truly nice guy more known as a simp

Wow is that the freshman that claims he’s the melonk

by Youngmanm November 16, 2020

Melon Lord

I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

Sokka: Watch it, Toph!
Toph: I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

by sunnyday March 3, 2021

MelonKnob

The stem of a melon that is used by George Michael for anal intervention

Freddie had great fun with that melonknob last night

by mrphil March 3, 2021

Melon

If someone sends you a picture of a melon after you asked them a question, it means yes.

Me: Hey Jones are you gonna play Gmod with us?
Jones: melon
Me: Ah, okay.

by shiskebab2056 November 13, 2021

melon

I am melon

Melon is the hottest

by Fuckme69420 August 24, 2021

Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021