melon

a melon who’s actually mean and makes me cry every night, I don’t know what I did to be bullied this much stop being mean melon :(

Melon is so mean, I wanna cry

by Paperback_Boy May 8, 2020

i melon you

sweet like melon

i melon you babe

by jayxjfbi May 5, 2021

melon

A man heavily inspired by Peanut the best little mac.

KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon

by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 5, 2022

melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome

"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"

by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

Ice Melon

Someone who believes in the heart of cards in every computer game but in the end always intentionally feeds.

Especially know from league of legends game play. So, better leave when you are in queue with an ice melon.

Play seriously or you are an ice melon.

by CircaTheImprecise October 11, 2020

Melon Usk

Used to describe a genius Melon that shoots cars into space.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

by Joschkaskaden May 1, 2018