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White melon

In coursework this is the filler that from a glance looks good but when looked at more closely is utter dog. Derived from the white melon that is present in most bang average fruit salads that is used as filler material but provides no enjoyable flavour.
Mate, that page is proper white melon. No useful material.
by willynilly March 22, 2024
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melon soup

Slang term in porn meaning sexual intercourse between several big-breasted women.
"Whoa, I'd like to dip my spoon in that melon soup!"
by hugh5050 April 21, 2010
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Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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Melon Spice

An amazing youtuber whos making it to being popular! In real life hes an all around amazing guy! You should go sub to his channel.
Have you watched Melon Spices new video?
by Ifartoncakes July 30, 2019
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Melon head

A person who has recently said or done something stupid.
*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head”
by Bilingualofficechair February 17, 2023
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Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart
Omg that girl is such a melon tart
by Lolace March 2, 2023
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Nathan Melon

gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer
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