Mechanic

{noun}

Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.

Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!

Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!

by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011

mechafag

A geek fanboy addicted to anime with giant robots and spaceships and all sorts of armored gear and weapons.

A die-hard fanboy hobbyist of toy model kits of anime robots and spaceships.

A fanboy of video games where the player plays a mecha pilot.

My mechafag buddy has fifty Gundam model kit, all custom painted, in his toy collection.

by MirageKnight October 15, 2010

Mechanicsville, Md

A nice little city. Lots of restaurants and stores. Kind people who do not drink a lot. And full of people who will become life long friends.

Mechanicsville, MD is a great place for a family!

by That_girl_from_ MD November 18, 2011

Super Mechanic

What real mechanics call a back yard mechanic that thinks he knows more than he actually does, super mechanic redneck cars

Robert Parker, Jr. is a super mechanic.

by wvgirl9142 March 14, 2012

Defense Mechanism

When you’re in a large crowded area with the girl of your dreams and are walking, slowly and she asks a tough question. You go to slide your hand deep into her anus to soften the blow and she clenches her cheeks and grabs your hand. Her prevention is a defense mechanism.

Definition #2 : a condom

I went over to her house & could feel her juices flowing and then she whipped out a condom, what type of a defense mechanism is that bullshit.

by Sir Sauce September 19, 2018

mechanic

A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.

You wantsta rub him out? You hires yourself a mechanic. Easy.

by Stanley Kunitz October 2, 2005

mechafrumpkin

Like a frumpkin, only from a robot.

-see frumpkin

Data gave Captain Picard many mechafrumpkins during his tenure.

by Jip! April 21, 2006