The Mechanic

A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.

Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"

Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."

Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."

Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"

by TrevmoTehGreat June 23, 2009

mecca

a phrase used by the bloods street gang. Murder Every Crip Child Alive (M.E.C.C.A.)

You MECCA?

Yeah, you?

by six fut leprechaun February 22, 2008

Mechanical engineer

One so prone to metacognition as to overlook the obvious.

A Mechanical Engineer may design an escape from a labyrinth only to crash to the sea.

by Patty M October 30, 2006

Mechakoopa

Giant Bowser robot built by Baby Bowser in "Super Mario Sunshine" to kick Mario's ass, but, as always, he failed.

Mario: "I defeated Mechakoopa by throwing water rockets at him".

by Knuxman July 19, 2004

Mechanical Bull

Someone crazy in bed. Ex: Jeff Matthews.

Liz was riding the Mechanical Bull.

by BiteyTheSquirrel April 7, 2008

mechanicsville

a small town full of bullshit and drama...everyone here just wants to get out and as far away as possible...but yah basically the same as the other deff

i hate the vill and all its bullshit

by us March 24, 2005

Mechanism

An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com

mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s

by JM February 4, 2005