Meatball Programming

"Meatball Programming" is to programming what "Meatball Surgery" was to surgery on the TV series M*A*S*H, which ran from 1972 to 1983.

It is a hasty, ad-hoc approach to coding in which quick fixes are implemented without proper planning, documentation, testing, or regard for long-term system stability. These fixes are pushed up to the Live environment in record time, and they are focused solely on immediate problem resolution.

Our website is down again. The boys in the back room are doing some meatball programming to get it working again before we piss off even more users.

by Oil City April 2, 2025

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Meatball-Muncher

The definition of a rotund Italian that eats a lot of meatballs! Occasionally you’ll find a Meatball-Muncher with pieces of Meatball in their mustache/beard.

Sofia: Oh my! Did you see that meatball-muncher?
Lauren: Yes! He looks like Uncle Guido! He was such a Meatball-Muncher..
Sofia: I miss uncle guido :(

by whiteclawbitch April 9, 2022

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Bloody meatball

When a man dips his testicles in marinara sauce and proceeds to dab them on the lower part of a stomach to make art.

I heard that Jamie managed to pull off a spectacular bloody meatball, she said it compares to the work of Bob Ross.

by Ahhstin666 December 25, 2023

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meatball

The most beautiful ball you will ever see. Delicious and yummy

Dude1: dude I love these meatballs
Dude2: IKR
Dude1:Also Adrianna is a meatball

by Patrick Mgee November 1, 2015

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Meatballs Decking

The shiniest decking on the planet, not even the size nutboys head could cover the the brightness. Legend has it that meatball would varnish it 4 times a day.

meatballs decking is shiny almost too shiny

by afvgneWDVWRNEGNWGBWR July 22, 2022

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