McSplaining

When McDonalds tries to explain how their chemical-laden processed food is fresh, natural and healthy.

McSplaining: "See, here's our natural potatoes coming into this factory... here's where we send them through the slicing machine, here's where we fry them... oh, and pay no attention here... it's just where we dip them in ***dextrose*** and ***sodium acid pyrophosphate***."

by ephemeralman January 23, 2015

McStain

When you shart from eating too much McDonalds and leaves a stain in your britches.

I hate 10 Spicy McChickens and farted and it left a huge McStain in my underwear.

by carver605 April 24, 2016

mcscooby

a blowjob that you give with your feet. you use neosporin and benadryl for lube

gimme a mcscooby tonight

by kasplooge October 16, 2016

Mcsplode

what happens in the McDonalds toilet after you eat a shit ton of big macs

Joe: aw shit man I shouldn't have ate all those big macs I'm about to Mcsplode in the bathroom

by carbuck the master August 10, 2017

Mcshook

1) noun: The shook, that has been shooketh

2) Verb: To shake the shook so hard that it becomes a Mcshook

3) Adj: A person with a mcshook type of personality

Noun: Oh lawd, the shook shooked my shack so hard, it was mcshook

Verb: o no, he shook my cat into the mcshook

Adjective: Omg Gabby is such a mshook

by Recycle noodle May 11, 2018

McStarving Ass

Fat niggas who eat McDonald’s 69/69.

MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5! I REPEAT, MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5, for $5 you can get a small fries, 2 sandwiches, a drink, apple pie, a sundae, & a few licks of this Mcdick because I lied to yo McStarvin Ass. I bet you read the whole thing too witcho McHungry Ass... McBitch.

McDonald’s manager: he’s totally a McStarving ass.
Customer: but I only ordered 69 food items of the menu, that’s not too much!

McDonald’s manager: oh no, take your food and get out.

by xxxpisces_scorpioxxx June 28, 2018

Mcstiffy

When ya have a hard on in the maccies drive through

"shit this maccies breakfast is giving me a mcstiffy

by Liz bones October 16, 2018