Matthew

He is the coolest guy ever. He has a lot of friends and girlfriends. His close friends are the best. He likes to dab on the quaders. He is the coolest, amazing guy ever. You should meet him.

Hey, Matthew is the best dude in the world

Ya your right!

by Matthewthenosesniffer December 3, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is not a very smart person. He lacks smartness. In other words he is STUPID.

Hey look Matthew failed a test

That’s typical Matthew

by I am the urban God June 3, 2018

Matthew

Gay ass kid

Ron is a Matthew

by Sunseaus January 22, 2020

Matthew

matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz

Oh shit its Matthew. RUN

by ayeayeayeeeeeeee June 6, 2019

Matthew

A needed who was killed on among us first countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019

Matthew

The Most Gayest Guy On Earth And He Rapes People

That Dude Jack Is A Matthew

by BillyBobJoeWilly December 8, 2017