friend marriage

A friend marriage is when 2 best friends love each other very much that they decide to get married but as friends not lovers, the legally or formally recognized union of two people as besties in a personal relationship

Person one: Omg I Love you so much
Person two: Yos lets get a friend marriage bestie!

by Lunar_Gh0sT November 27, 2020

Tax Marriage

Marrriage that is only for taxies

Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes

Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(

by Boo :p August 25, 2021

Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl

Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy

by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two friends whose relationship is strictly platonic

The twitch streamers ThatBakiri and Flawxen should get their platonic marriage legalized so they can commit tax fraud.

by NOT younicorn November 25, 2021

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022

Burger King Marriage

When two are married, but they wanna do what they want and when they want to do it which is incorrect. A.K.A. Have it my way marriage. A.K.A. When two Spoiled people get married.

"Ummmm yeah they look cute together but she's so stubborn. Everything has to be her way. They clearly have a burger king marriage."

by Leekeeboo August 6, 2015