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Maralda

Maralda is an amazing girl. She's crazy as hell and though she seems innocent, her mind is as dirty as they get. She has no filter, so if you can't handle the truth and some dirty jokes, you probably shouldn't be near her. She can't handle alcohol, like, at all. But she insists on drinking (and vomiting) at every party.

She's unable to make decisions on her own. Whatever the majority does, she does. Except when it comes to school, because even if the majority fail, she'll succed. That's the thing about a Maralda - she's also extremely intelligent.
Oh, and did we mention her body? She's smoking hot and she knows it. Even when she has a boyfriend, she's always looking to upgrade (or is she?).

She's a catch and the best friend you could ask for. Find yourself a Maralda, then you'll always be laughing.
Boy 1: Wow, did you see Maralda?
Boy 2: She's the girl of my dreams.
Girl 1: Too bad, Maralda is way too good for you.
by HerBiggestFanEv@r September 5, 2019
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Maranatha Christian Academy

Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
You go to Maranatha Christian Academy? I’ve never heard of it.
by trexx19 October 24, 2019
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Miranda

Miranda is a name that always is typically a French girl, though it can be someone else completely. Not a common name. Seems to be a name that is typically someone who thinks to big about themselves. Though this is not the case for everyone named this way. Possibly supportive of LGBTQ and maybe apart of it.

NOT EVERY MIRANDA IS FRENCH OF BIG HEADED! Don't think of them as the usual stereotypical 'Miranda'.
when googled it says.
“You're suchhhh a Miranda,” says a woman to another woman, hoping to destroy her self confidence. ... If they're calling me a Miranda, that means I'm a chinless, masculine bookworm with a knack for being mistaken for a lesbian.
by Another 'Miranda' girl. September 27, 2020
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miranda torres

Miranda Torres is a Beautiful young lady who has a great sense of humor, and is very trust worthy. although her mood swings can be like florida’s weather, she’s a real one she’ll always be there for you thru thick and thin.
“Aye look it’s Miranda Torres”
“We all need a friend like Miranda Torres”
by .Kool.Kid.123 October 5, 2020
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Miranda

a definite simp in any measure. Will simp for anybody beware!
Yo Filepe beware of that girl Miranda over there. She will simp for you.
by knfdifefnjf October 11, 2020
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mirandasexual

una sexualidad en la que uno solo se siente atraído por Miranda
Persona A: ¿cuál es tu sexualidad?
Persona B: soy mirandasexual
by mirandapateamelacola October 18, 2020
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Miranda

She is such a Miranda
by Tw3rp October 22, 2020
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