Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019

maple fever

When someone has clear sexual preference for someone from Canada

"You've got the maple fever, huh buddy"

by scratchpiece November 8, 2015

mapletard

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.

My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.

by EvoFire March 20, 2008

Big Ol' Maples

A slang term for large breasts. Commonly used when referring to a female from Canada.

Justin : "Hey Krystin, let's seem them boobies!"
Krystin : "You mean my big ol' maples?"

by Justin Bizzle February 9, 2009

Maple yttd

A literal goddess that deserves the world and deserves love from everyone who is NOT Midori or as I like to call him crunchy, musty, crusty, dusty, lettuce hair.

Who is Maple yttd?
An amazing character from the hit game your turn to die

by Naoegokoroswife July 9, 2021

Mapjob

It is a job where you need technical knowledge of an engineer and get the same pay of a Mcjob employee.

Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.

"Im a student, i work in a Mapjob where i get to solve
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"

by Employee X R2 December 28, 2008

Maphy

Slang for hermaphrodite.

"Dude, that chick looks like a dude!"
"Must be a Maphy."

by K-bo October 11, 2007