mainloading

the act of force-feeding/smoking/drinking yourself into a vegetative pulp. This is either to please/appease the masses, or to play catch-up after you're girlfriend delayed you're pu$$y-whipped ass at home when you were supposed to be out loading at a normal pace with the boys.

After going shopping with the female and arriving half an hour late, the fellas had me mainloading two six packs lager in thirty minutes.. B@stards!

by Sheisha ninja February 11, 2009

Mainballr

In runescape, the name given to a failed Tank Ranger. Meaning over 148 attack+strength.

Oh my god, Look at Paintballr6! hes totally got 75 attack and 74 strength. What a Mainballr.

by Homexwrecker September 13, 2009

maiche

The spiciest mofo in the village, generally from Central America. Incapable of conforming or learning to drive.

"Hey have you seen maiche?"
"Yeh... he's down by the beach with Paco"
"Ow ffs that boy and his god dam donkey"

Pronounced: mái-ache

"Is it a bird?..Is it a plane?... "
"No hommes its a guy in a poncho riding a donkey"

Lyrics: Señor Maiche, Maiche, Maiche, Señor, Señor, Señor Maiche, Señor Maiche, Maiche, Maiche, Señor, Señor, Señor Maiche.

Anthem: I want my baby Maiche, baby Maiche, baby Maiche, baaaaaaby, baby Maiche ribs.

by mexican government January 6, 2014

main whore

Your classy af bae, aka main whore. Someine whos a long-time friend, to whom you share many inside jokes. AKA somwone you can insult.

Gretchen Morris; "man, shes my main whore"

Me; "who?"

GM; "None of yo goddamn business boy, suck my toenail

by Jezüs May 15, 2016

maichang

Wife

I am so worried for my maichang ,how would she take care of the kids without me.

by psuper9 December 20, 2016

maine D.O.T

The biggest asses in the state do to the Shit roads and closing I-95 to 1 lane for a FUCKING POTHOLE REPAIR

I telling you maine D.O.T fucking up the roads got I-95 closed all the way to Mass

by downeast Mainer January 13, 2018

Maine Moneyshot

When one nuts in another’s butt hole, then he/she proceeds to nut-fart or blast the nut out of her hole onto the nutter’s face.

She was so freaky, we even did the Maine Moneyshot.

by Asainbot69 November 17, 2018