Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging

I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.

by Axon March 15, 2015

muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.

I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina

by 615mtrsports December 29, 2015

Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.

" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"

by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013

Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.

"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"

by Velgost March 15, 2014

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013

muff muncher

a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people

usualy the lesbian kind

what up you muff muncher

by ijhfhdbvyxnfvdjbfvdjbgd October 30, 2019

Saucy Muff

A pussy slathered in penile sauce

Ayo, Jimmothy. I got them pictures you sent me, man. That's one nice-ass Saucy Muff.

by Barry Fingerdiddler April 5, 2018