xiu ming

Wow, you know Xiu Ming? She’s amazing
by cutie pie 26 November 13, 2017
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Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022
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ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.
check out mah ming boarding skillz
by kerb stealer February 06, 2011
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minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.
My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.
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Ya Ming

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?
by dat one dude October 25, 2006
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Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.
Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless
by Cockdriller March 02, 2010
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minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money
Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag
by wilkie February 01, 2008
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