by SterFinn February 02, 2014
by DutchPirate February 21, 2011
Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.
by osikko October 15, 2011
women on a tredmil looks hot from the back and then you see her front and she is as old or older than your mom
by vtwist February 22, 2009
guy 1: hey you see matteo over there
guy 2: yea bro he keeps simping on my mom
guy 1: he's such a milf lover
guy 2: yea bro he keeps simping on my mom
guy 1: he's such a milf lover
by jojodoyo May 16, 2023
An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.
"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"
by jenno28 August 13, 2007
The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.
Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!
by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009