tred-milf

women on a tredmil looks hot from the back and then you see her front and she is as old or older than your mom

Wow, that chick looked so hot until i found out she was a tred-milf.

by vtwist February 22, 2009

milf hunting

The action of seducing an attractive middle-aged woman

"Have you seen that chick at the bar?"
"The milf?"
"Yeah! I'm gonna go milf hunting!"

by SterFinn February 4, 2014

Milf Bucket

An incredibly loose woman who also happens to be a mother.

About that girl I met last night, is she a Cum Dumpster or a Milf Bucket?

by DutchPirate March 7, 2011

milf lover

matteo

Matteo is such a milf lover

guy 1: hey you see matteo over there
guy 2: yea bro he keeps simping on my mom
guy 1: he's such a milf lover

by jojodoyo May 16, 2023

milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.

"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"

by jenno28 January 2, 2009

Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009

milf mouth

When a Milf possesses the type of lips and mouth that are extremely suitable for sucking multiple cocks and swallowing large quantities of cum.

Celine Dion has such a nice Milf Mouth.

by Gary Esqe May 26, 2016