milf

Mothers In Loving Families. This is what you say if your wife or girlfriend asks what MILF stands for.

Sarah: Hey, what's MILF stand for?
You: Oh, uh, Mothers in Loving Families.
Sarah: Oh, isn't that sweet.

by tmp2361 March 21, 2009

milf

milf is a mother i'd like to fuck (From American Pie) so basically just a really hot mom

WoW!!!!! Pats Moms a fuckin milf dude.

by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005

miles per gallon

The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.

My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.

by tradesman July 8, 2003

milf

acronym for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck"; generally an older woman who has beared offspring that young men fawn over. Typically she is hot, sexy, yet motherly. Popularized by the 1999 hit film American Pie and the character of "Stifler's Mom". Further popularized by the "amateur" pornographic films titled MILF Hunter, where the title character promiscuously goes around looking for MILFs to entertain for an hour or so.

"Karen recently won the title of World's Hottest MILF."

by Derrol May 1, 2008

Strawberry MILF

A red-haired MILF.

Strawberry MILF is Bob's favorite!

by SUBurban MILF March 11, 2009

Miles

Miles is the best person in the world

Person1: who the fucks that?
Person2: that's Miles, he's the best

by MilesIsTheBest February 2, 2017

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003