dont mess with texas

George bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs' ass

bush is d shizzle my nigger

by HellSing March 28, 2005

HOT MESS

Someone who is just Drunk and you trully can't understand a word they say and eventually pass out and sometimes they can crap in the pants or throw up

Sandy- Girl, Gina looks pretty wasted.

Susy- Yup, she drank alot.

Gina- Hicup! hey ladies muchachas Pprrrr Estoy Pedo..Pr.

Sandy- Gina your a HOt mess.

by Greg HO August 27, 2009

Loch Mess Monster

A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.

These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.

Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!

Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.

"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"

"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."

"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"

"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"

by Butcher Blain November 15, 2011

Hott-Mess

A pejorative word used to describe one that exudes the characteristics of "hot" "messy" garbage. This definition is often debated among girls who cuddle on guys' couches and become hot messes themselves. Girl(usually a chemist) would say it means a sexy mess. Guy(usually a broker) usually says its....well, hot garbage

Kelly: " We look like such a Hott-Mess ".

Dave: "Isn't a Hot-Mess like hot garbage though?"

by BA Broker December 6, 2011

Hot Mess

When you usually do not care about your appearance yet you are still attractive

Damn, that girl Tiffany always looks like a hot mess!

by shadysarah February 18, 2015

Boo Boo the Mess

1. a person, place or object that does not meet regular standards of beauty.

2. A feeling of extreme discomfort.

3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.

" Damn Ashley, did you see Mark today? He was looking like Boo Boo the mess! "

" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."

by Miss Allen June 11, 2008

Hot Mess

when you look horrible

"Oh, she look a <i>hot mess</i> today!"

by René November 18, 2003