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Melt

my god your such a melt”
by paigepaigea December 28, 2023
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Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
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Melted poop

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.
by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021
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Tuna Melt

1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.
"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"

"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"
by El-Gee July 30, 2017
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Melt

A man/woman that cannot stand up for themselves and does not know how to use their fucking brain🧠.
Dave was squarein up to nathan but Nathan is such a 'melt' he dint even do shit.
by Follow@comedy.memes.central IG November 15, 2018
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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
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Pure Melt

A person who is extremely annoying, draining, or frustrating to be around. Someone who constantly nags, complains, or wrecks your head.
Work was a disaster today, me boss was being a pure melt.
by pexxoh February 20, 2025
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