Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.

Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!

by Dave 999 September 17, 2020

Melt

A 'Melt' is a term used to describe someone who is often clumsy, or silly. A 'melt' is a special kind of 'doofus' (but not completely stupid, as that would be rather mean).

Ryan: Eshara, what number are you on now?
Eshara: You don't have my number saved? Gosh, Ryan, you are such a melt.
Ryan: What does that mean?
Eshara: It means you are a special kind of doofus.

Ryan: Oh I see. You are so wise Eshara.

by BubbyPingu November 11, 2022

Melting

When someone is sucking your dick so hard your semen begins to melt

Usually when someone always talks shit about you, or they’re hating on you

melting = dick sucking

David - “Jim gotta be one of the worst football players in our team”
Steven - “ Lol ong he is just a scared runningback who doesn’t wanna get tackled. he’s the reason why the team lost 3 games in a row this season”
Jim - “holy y’all are melting me like crazy”

by Greenbird1010 December 28, 2023

Melt

Melt: cocaine that has been mixed with baking soda and water, then boiled forming a rock. This rock is "melt"

"melt" is usually placed in a "stem" or also known as a crack pipe, then smoked. "Hey man, can I get some melt" ..."yeah bro it's $20 for two tenths"

by Big sheezy January 9, 2018

Melt

Someone who is ignored or seen as inferior

Tom: Hi!
Henry: Shut up u melt!

by Jamie monks 420 July 11, 2017

Pure Melt

A person who is extremely annoying, draining, or frustrating to be around. Someone who constantly nags, complains, or wrecks your head.

Work was a disaster today, me boss was being a pure melt.

by pexxoh February 20, 2025

Melt

Daniel Erb
Something no-one wants to be

You're such a lose, you're a melt

by dansamelt January 23, 2018