A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
That McDonald’s sprite hard af
by Big pisser August 16, 2019
Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.
- GG
- GG
by Difiner To Define October 18, 2016
by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020
Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
by Techn0r0bert November 07, 2019
by Hack404 March 28, 2019
by kningrad September 06, 2017
Dude I was about to bang Amanda and Stacy until Brett pulled a Gene McDonald and told them I had herpes!
by Yoloniggaaaaaaaaa September 24, 2012