marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

marijuana

Literally almost every definition in Urban Dictionary has something to do with it.

*Me searches up bakery*

definition: a place with marijuana is smoked.
me : the heck

by csgo addict that drinks coke July 25, 2021

The new marijuana

Children

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

marijuana

something that an 11 year old boy smokes in the girls toilets cause he is to high

you wanna smoke some marijuana

by Dain_ollieboi_YT March 16, 2020

marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.

Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"

by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017

marijuana

A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.

Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"

by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022

Marijuana

She is always sleepy like Marijuana. She is very lazy , but loving. You will literally not find another one cuz only one exists. She is kind of weird , but also very weird. She loves babies a lot. She gets Hella emotional when she's drunk. She loves cuddles. Make sure not to bring her on walks because she cant walk anywhere. She also has a dog that is very weird.

Damn lets smoke some Marijuana with Marijuana, woah dude thats a sick person

by you cuddled with him November 3, 2020