Mats

Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

by Limeled December 8, 2017

Mat

The cutest person on the earth a chad and very stlyish Mats like eating pie eating any type of food and he adores women and loves dogs.

'Wow that person is truly a mat"

by Matdoggo February 9, 2021

knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you

Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️

by Keleajx October 19, 2017

lil mat B

the best raper in the world. his masterpiece is at the block block at the top top, his rhymes are immaculate and thou cockus incomprehensible. he is a rapper from Denmark and LA his catchphrase is "the best raper from LA that has never been tro LA!!1!!1"

Guy 1: have you seen the new Lil mat b song "at the top"?
Guy 2: it sucked ass

by cockfart64 September 25, 2022

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

Mat lip

The tar or residue left on your lip after having a bong

Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip

Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip

Oi you have mat lip.

by V Taranaki April 1, 2022

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012