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zombie mask

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006
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gas mask

The girl has her head in a pillow and ass in the air. You put your mouth on her peach hole and your nose in her A-hole. Then just start sucking and snorting like mad man (or woman).
Last nicht I saw my dad do a gas mask on my aunt.
by Adam Harigast February 1, 2005
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Mask Vacation

Because of COVID you will to travel everywhere with a mask on, even on vacation.
“Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”
by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022
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scrotum mask

Grabbing your nutsack and spreading it over someone's face.
Look at Kathy, she's using Mark as her scrotum mask.
by Penis Scrotum Pack August 25, 2008
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Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020
mugGet the Mask Hoursmug.

Gas mask

Schmutz that you put on your face, but never f-sag
If you want to know how to properly use a gas mask go to the israeli military
by Sexydimma June 25, 2022
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