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madison

A madison is a very nice girl. She can be very shy and sweet. A madison can have DARK BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES OR LIGHT HAIR AND HAZLE EYES. She can be very talented in art and will sing at the top of her lungs her favorite song. She is reliable so you can tell her all the secrets you want. Shes trustworthey enough to share a locker with at school and she wont steal anything out of it. But she is very sensitive so be careful! If your friends with a madison, your a lucky person!!!
"MADISON IS SO COOL!!!!"

"WHEN IM 18,IMA CHANGE MY NAME TO MADISON"
by MissMaddy101 November 29, 2017
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iron maiden

The worlds best ever band, keep linkin park, greenday and girls aloud. Iron Maiden are so good that they dwarf even Motorhead and Metallica.
If you want to listen to a really good song go to HMV now and pick up any Iron Maiden Album. take it home bung it in your CD player and then enjoy the worlds best band.

Also, the reason the zombie is called eddie is very simple. In the garage that the band originally practiced in their was a halloween mask on the wall that was named "Ed the Head" this got turned into Eddie, who was given a body for the album cover and then became the bands mascot.
Iron Maiden kick so much ass that after listening to them you want to put your foot through something, the sole reason i took up my Bass guitar was just so that I could be like Steve Harris (who I idolise so much) I don't go a single day without listening to one of their songs.
by Stevo November 5, 2004
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meter maid

The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
by The Spartender March 17, 2008
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iron maiden

Medieval device of extreme torture.

Kickass band. I even have two of their albums.
by true October 9, 2003
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Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008
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Iron Maiden

1) A spell casted in Diablo 2 which returns all the damage a creature inflicts to it.
2) A kickass metal band
1) Shit, this guy has iron maiden maxed out, if I hit him I'll die!
2) Iron Maiden ROCKS, dude.
by Ice January 5, 2004
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Madisun

A beautiful red haired woman that is captivating, charming, creative, and intelligent. She is like the sun, the brightest and most magnificent star in the sky, exuberant with warmth - shining and bright. You cannot capture her, nor take her for only yourself. The sun belongs free, to tango with the moon and glow in a midst of star shine. However, the world revolves around her, and you will soon realize, she doesn't give a fuck about you. She leaves you in the dark and cold to go have affairs with the rest of the world. The lack of her presence is what makes winters hard, and you know what, you don't get used to it. You might as well bury yourself underground where she can never find you, because only there are you safe.
Victim: "Madisun, I'm in love with you, will you marry me?"

Madisun: "Hell no!"
by JJJRex February 7, 2010
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