Luke

A person who is always butthurt and ditches his friends

Dude don't be a Luke, and come hang with us.

by bigdaddyjoe1234 January 19, 2015

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Luke

A person which is always second best to Jeeves and is not ashamed to let everyone know his penis is the size of a cocktail sausage

That guy is such a Luke

by AfcJeeves July 6, 2015

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Is a tall, hot guy that uses girls for sex, takes his fans for granted, likes to date manipulative bitches named Arzaylea. He doesn't care about anyone but himself. He fakes being shy and quiet to get more girls, and he's just a total ass.

Look at Luke trying to get those girls to sleep with him when his girlfriend is all the way in LA.

by ex_lukegirl September 4, 2016

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Luke

A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.

bruh, you're such a Luke right now

by LukeHater(((((((()))))))))) May 2, 2019

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Luke

An annoying cock sucker whom will back stab you by hooking up with your girlfriend and continue to hit her up. Ugly and blonde. Lots of charm but againUGLY. You may find a "luke" at a party STEER CLEAR!!!!! he will seduce you and you will find yourself in the back of his car beginning to regret all, yes all, life decisions. Short, and not lots of muscle. But funny:)

Did you hook up with luke last night??? (Bella)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)

by Lily Cooke July 8, 2017

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