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London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
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London boater

Seasoned London Boater

A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable

There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”

Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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London Tran

blond chink, part of the most hated group at katy highschool. feen.... got logged out of her netflix account.... alcoholic much....druggie much.....
omg have you seen that short chink London Tran?!
"which one the blond one?"
by the other chink in the example November 8, 2021
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london lesbians

a group of 15-18 year old lesbians with tiktok clout. you'll find them at house parties, hyde park, and every pride event ever. there's always some sort of drama going on with them. they're the most bait group of people to exist. half of them aren't even lesbians but they're still part of the group.
everyone wants to know a london lesbian, but the chances are there's one who goes to your school. you'll find them at grammar, prep, and private school mainly, however some of them can be found at normal schools. they're all rich and have a good sense of style.
person 1: have you seen blue's new tiktok?
person 2: who's blue?
person 1: oh blue's one of those london lesbians
person 3: yea they're clapped, i prefer noemie!
by iloveboobs2222 August 31, 2022
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London Bridge

An exdended version of the Eiffel Tower with two girls instead of one.
-"Oh shit main, u fuck that bitch Effiel Tower style dawg?"
-"Naw muthafucka me and my homie fucked them bitches london bridge style bitch ass nigga"
by Bang Bang MuthaFucka March 16, 2019
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London Barnes

London Barnes is A very smart girl with a great personality

She acts to be shy but one's y'all become close friends you will learn that she is actually a pretty fun and out going person she's has lot a friend and not with all that drama.
by Lo-nd-on Bar-nes May 31, 2019
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london drag

The london drag is where the male takes his penis and drags it down the female's back starting from her neck all the way down to the crack of her ass.
Wow I would perform the london drag across that bitties back
by Johnny john mp April 2, 2017
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