Log Slide

Occurs when your partner poops all over your pillows/bed after doing it anal

Bob: "U think Whitney and Charlie had sex last night?"

Tom: "Hell yeah man! Whitney did a log slide all over his pillow when they finished."

Bob: "Wow I'd never want to sleep on those pillows again

by Ipassonrumors September 1, 2010

Yule Logging

Taking that massive post Christmas eating binge dump.

I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.

All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

Log Wagger

A man who can only achieve an erection by slapping their penis against their partner's labia.

Debbie: Kaiser what's wrong are you stressed?'
Kaiser: 'Shut the fuck up bitch, whilst I Log wag you good'

*slap, slap, slap*

Debbie: Ffs...is that it?? I've seen bigger chipoloattas. Call yourself a Log Wagger!?! Twig Wagger more like...

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015

Log Gobbler

A person who gets off from choking on a slimey piece of shit untill it ends up in their stomach later to be shat out and re-enjoyed by another sick fuck.

Chris - petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.

Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.

Chris - never ever return to my house.

by buttpirateee101 August 23, 2009

lamb log

Large quantities of useless information, highlighted and cataloged in one central location. thought to be important by Jay Lamb.

Look at this stupid picture. shove it in the Lamb log.

by Hector Gomez January 7, 2005

blood log

Another word for an erect penis.

Kevin thinks Britney is pretty only when he is injecting her face with his blood log.

by deltro August 16, 2006

Log Sauna

The act of taking a shit in the same bathroom where another person is enjoying a nice hot steamy shower.

My girlfriend was taking too long to shower, and I had to shit, so I snuck in and gave her a log sauna.

by Burg and Ode August 14, 2008