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Law of Skins

Pertaining to the British show Skins, this law dictates that any two characters in a drama of a sexual nature shall, at some point in the current episode or next, engage in intercourse.
*Tony and Effy appear on screen*
Guy 1: "They're gonna bang"

Guy 2: "They're related!"

*Later in the episode "Now fuck your sister!"*
Guy 1: "Law of Skins!!!"
by the_flash2001 November 7, 2011
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thorax law

n.

1. A defender of the undefendable.

2. A mythical savior who has forged the world with his two mighty fists, friendship, and mediocrity.

3. Popular matress size just above 'King'.
v.

1. To be horrible or just below terrible.

2. To totally kick ass to an extreme degree.

3. An effective mode of transportation, like riding a bike, but slower and just as fast.
"Wow Jimmy, you really thorax lawed my science project."

"Quick, we got to run to the hospital, grandma just got thorax lawed in the face!"

"If we don't give her a bucket, she'll just thorax law all over the carpet."

"It took me so long since I was thorax lawing all the way here."
by tapo November 29, 2003
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tonnage law

"The vessel, or vehicle with the greatest gross tonnage has the right of way."

Based in part on the navigation rule about ships restricted in ability to maneuver and how other ships need to stay away. And the reality of if there is a collision between two or more vehicles the smaller vehicles will take more damage than the larger vehicles. And that greater amount of damage is shared with the occupants of the smaller vehicle.
Smart car v. F-350 crew cab pickup. Pickup driver is shook up and possibly bruised from the airbag, they can walk away. Smart car driver is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital with multiple fractures and or internal injuries. Moral of the story, violating the tonnage law will end up in pain & suffering. Even though you may have the right to be where you are, the right will not protect you from harm.
by Dammitmon July 10, 2011
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Law of Shen

Every traffic light must be red.
Every luck event must fail.
Every plan will be ruined.
Everything will go wrong.
(however, purely skill based events are excluded)
On the way to an amusement park, get stuck in traffic for over an hour, arrive at the park and wait in line to find the coaster is broken. Four times. Then lock belongings in locker and have a town-wide power outage.
~typical day thanks to the Law of Shen
by General of Darkness June 23, 2010
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Rule of Law

Rule of Law - One set of laws applied equally to All Citizens without regard To wealth, status or government office
The American Founders established our legal system to be based on the Rule of Law.
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Dutton’s Law

If you have a girlfriend that goes on vacation or a trip away from you for more than three day you have the right to cheat on her with anyone of your choice without repercussions.
I’m sorry I had sex with her bae but, that’s Dutton’s law
by Jacobw003 March 28, 2022
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Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.
Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."
by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019
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