Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

“Ooooh a llama lamp”

by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020

Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations

Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp

by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lamp oil

The oil used to fuel oil lamps, and an item that is very profitable.

The best quality lamp oil is famously sold by Morshu in Koridai.

Lamp oil, rope, bombs — you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.

by MorshuTheElder December 23, 2024

The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.

Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024

Lamp

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.

You are a huge lamp

by bored696 December 19, 2014