Luke B.

Some kid I love so much. I hope he reads this. Sometimes takes lots of Ls. Normally tall, or in the middle. Really likes Laneys. I fucking love you.
-Gbear

Random Bitch: That guy is so hot
Random Bitch 2: The one playing basketball?
Random Bitch: Yeah
Random Bitch 2: He's hot

Random Bitch: He's such a Luke B.
Some short white kid who plays ps4 and is called garrington: That's my man

by bonqueifa June 14, 2018

luke

this is someone who is crazy talented. he’s kind, caring, and hilarious!
he’s tough but has a sensitive side.

he’s often shy, and prefers having a few close friend over large groups.

girl 1: is that luke? he’s so sweet
girl 2: yeah i know right.

girl 1: okay gotta blast

girl 2: aight

by thisme May 21, 2018

Luke Hill

Straight white male with the patronus of an eagle.

Luke Hill: Hi I’m Luke, I’m a straight white male and I have the patronus of an eagle. I can eat an entire packet of coco pops and still fit on the rides in Coney Island!

by Hellohello0601 June 2, 2018

luke anal

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.

by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018

Luke yakelashek

Luke yakelashek

An absolute amazing guy, smart funny and a hottie no homo tho. Hes my bestfriend and a lady's man

From Luke Murdock

Awe man dude my mom just left the house
Ya ik shes at Luke yakelasheks house

by Yerdamindababy April 11, 2019

Luke Wheelahan

Luke Wheelahan often known by the name Cam Tucker is a obese tottenham fan who somehow believes that they are good. He lives in a life of denial and talks so much shit. He is a dead shit and is often known to sometimes score pings in soccer. He likes to think panthers are good but he is dillusional.

Hey gerald do you realise that Cam Tucker of modern family looks like Luke Wheelahan

by Frxnch June 5, 2019

Luke

Luke is the leader of the group. He can and will snap your spine in half if you do stupid shit. But he is a good guy and gets you free pizza on Tuesday.

Me: *does something*
Luke: Stop
Me: *continues*
Luke: Snaps spine in half
Me: Ok I will stop
Luke: Have pizza

by Revo6842 August 26, 2019