Landing Strip

When you lay toilet paper down over the hole in the toilet, so the water dosnet spalsh your ass.

He laid a landing strip down so his ass wouldnt get wet.

by Neisheey June 20, 2011

avril lavinge

Self-taught guitar goddess. Yes, she taught herself both of those chords.

"I heard Avril taught herself how to play guitar," said Punky. "Aye, she did," replied Ahab. "She taught herself both of those chords."

by nirvanarama June 5, 2005

Weymouth Landing

the best part of weymouth, you want anything, you come to weymouth landing. you can find everything from mids to oxycontin in weymouth landing. you want heroin? come to weymouth landing. you want piff? come to weymouth landing. what about cocaine? thats right, come to weymouth landing. weymouth landing is also well known as DUB L. the landing is full of the original hustlers of weymouth, as well as some of the most badass dogs you will ever see in your life. the landing is also know for colabros finest cuts, the freshest spot to get a line-up, lincoln square gas station, and Nicks Breakfast, were you can get breakfast at 3 am while shitfaced.

Dont walk with your head down in weymouth landing, you'll get severely beaten and raped

by 420king January 15, 2011

Shoe Lacing

Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.

My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.

by Wagssy November 3, 2009

Lansing

The capital of Michigan and also a small town in New York.

I'm from Lansing!

Dude you suck!

No, Lansing New York!

Oh! OK, cool!

by phant0m March 26, 2005

Moon landing

A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.

Two men in a gym locker room bend over at the same time while facing away from each other and their naked butts bump:

"Oh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"

"What? Was that your first moon landing?"

by lacygirl1126 January 31, 2010

Avril Lavinge

Unbelievably fake Canadian wannabe Rock singer, who claims to play the guitar, when infact, she can only play the chorus to her "song" (more like a cat being strangled if you ask me) 'Complicated'. Likes to pretend she loves Marilyn Manson and writes her own songs and only has Tammy-loving teeny-bopper fans. Hated by lovers of rock music and all its surrounding genres.

"i just saw some girl on tv singing badly and watching too much eyeliner"
"did she have long straight hair?"
"yeah she did"
"oh, that was Avril Lavigne then"
"listening to her made me want to kill myself"

by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004