cowboy killers

A small roll of finely cut tobacco for smoking, enclosed in a wrapper of thin paper. A cigarette.

aka - chokes, cancer sticks.

Are you still smoking those cowboy killers?

by Kevin Katz December 23, 2003

Kyler

Kyler is the #1 most amazing guy you could ever meet. Dating him is like a dream come true and he will do as much as he can to make you laugh and smile. He makes all of sadness and depression go away instantly. If you ever need someone so sweet in your life, Kyler is the best option.

Girl1: I almost killed myself last night, but luckly Kyler was there to help.

Girl2: He is so sweet <3

by IAmDaFakQueen January 20, 2018

Helen Keller High

To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.

I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.

by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010

Cereal Killer

A person who takes an inappropriate amount of milk from the carton for his own satisfactory, leaving a very small ounce of milk inside the carton, not thinking of the others who live in the household.

By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.

It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.

Steve: Hey, you alright? Did you eat any breakfast?

Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,

Craig.

Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.

by ProcrastinatingPanda June 14, 2011

butt-sex killer

Someone who's a fan of anal penetration/sex; this person is usually male with a sweet, innocent, baby face until he gets you into the bedroom and turns you around for a bloody massacre or at least a seemingly innocent finger job on the rim. This person will also claim that anal is a commitment and a means to taking the relationship to "the next level." Note: Don't drop the soap.
(If the butt-sex killer is female, which rarely occurs, watch out for her from-the-back hugs and try not to leave the door unlocked while you shower.)
Also, the bsxklr (which is the abbreviation) should be noted as a well meaning type of person and should be appreciated and loved as such.

anal rim bsxklr butt-sex killer

by Telameese March 29, 2010

killer clown

A person dressed as a clown with murderous or harmful intent. Possible origins include serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who became known as the "killer clown" when he created a series of oil paintings on death row on the subject of clowns; or an incident in Boston in 1981 in which dozens of reports surfaced of children being abducted by people dressed like clowns.

"The Killer Clowns in your town raising all hell" -Tech N9ne/"Imma Tell"

Note: the 1981 Boston incident of clowns abducting children spread to Kansas City, Missouri, Tech N9ne's oft-referenced hometown.

by J-Mills2 November 13, 2007

Kyler

The best guy in the world. Has an amazing smile. The most amazing green-brown eyes. Likes to party a little too much. Say no to drugs. Can say the sweetest things and then be a complete a**. Could use a little work on what to say to his girl. Sometimes is a little insensitive. Not afraid to live or to die. Lies but doesnt always remember what he lied about. Says he's in love with a girl.

Girl: Why do you love me?

Kyler:Every time i'm around you no matter what i smile, you give me happiness that i've never truly had before, and you are always fun to be around, there is not one thing i would change about you, I love you.

(the next day) Kyler to girl: Your not fat, okay maybe a little.

by A** hole Whore November 29, 2011