The Kentucky Plug

A sexual act, wherein a man uses his thumb of comparatively large size to effectively stop a woman's period by "plugging" her vagina and causing great pleasure.

Scott's girl is on her period, but tonight he's gonna give her the Kentucky Plug and really treat her right.

by AngelsPlayground May 20, 2021

Kentucky Schools

Another way of saying kys (kill yourself)

"ugh, I hate Joe," Joe's mother.
"Kentucky Schools," Joe.

by isonkey January 30, 2022

Kentucky Scissor

when two girls (most likely related) scissor each other in the family dining room before the kids walk in for dinner.

That Kentucky Scissor last night was wild, i wonder if they remember !

by weirdapple May 12, 2018

Kentucky Forklift

This is a variation of the “shocker” which includes standing and lifting the receiving participant off of the ground.

She only weighed a 100lbs so I gave the hoe a Kentucky forklift she’ll never forget

by Get-tha-nickel November 8, 2022

kentucky tuneup

Trying to fix a poorly-running car by taking it out onto the highway and revving the engine repeatedly while driving the car as fast as you can.

The old Chevette was running pretty poorly until I gave her the old Kentucky Tuneup out on route 9.

by lexicannibal July 1, 2007

Kentucky Waffle

The act of spreading warm butter on chocolate chip waffles and immediately throwing it on your boss's face

The morning after a long night...
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!

by WilmaFingerdooo March 8, 2017

Pineville,Kentucky

Pineville is a small hick town that is full of drug heads that don't know how to take care of their children so their kids have to live with their grandparents or go into the foster system. The school systems suck and bullying is horrible. In Pineville their aren't any appropriate places to have your kids because their are druggies everywhere and they always try to sell to the kids. The hicks around here are all crazy and there are so many arguments and fights that go on around here its not even funny. The jail house is almost always over packed and the police force is so corrupted.

We're headed to that hell whole, Pineville,Kentucky.

by lauren33777 March 20, 2019