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keeper'd

On FIFA 11 Pro Clubs mode, when a human-controlled goalkeeper is beaten by an easy shot or by a skill move.
*Goalkeeper concedes a goal after he dives for a fake shot*

Opposition: KEEPER'D!
Goalkeeper: Shut up, I know!
by bettercallraul July 15, 2011
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KEEP SIX

to watch over; be a lookout for
"stay by the window and keep six for any cops."
by bmoc November 6, 2003
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keep in touch

An old three letter phrase lots of students write in school yearbooks all over America. Students originally thought that it seems nice to say "keep in touch," just because the majority of people separate off to different colleges after high school. Thus, people figured that it will be a nice little lasting word, just to be polite, and stay friends, and not be forgotten. But thanks to a little invention in 2004 called facebook, there seems to be an excuse for those people with a "keep in touch" in their yearbook, to actually keep in touch. This is commonly referred to as the Keep In Touch Paradox, by students years later. Some girls may have written the abbreviation in the yearbook as K.I.T., which is just a fast way to write keep in touch. That would be like saying thanx instead of thank you.
Rachel: Remember Gloria from high school? We were such good friends back then, but then we just kind of moved our separate ways and drifted apart.
Ross: Gloria and I weren't great friends in high school, but we had chemistry together in junior year and she wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook. I guess that's an excuse to add her as a friend in Facebook.
Rachel: Good for you, Ross, despite the fact that you probably don't know each other.
Rachel's Soliloquy: (snickering) She's probably going to be sorry she ever wrote that in Ross's yearbook.
by FriendsFan2006 June 12, 2009
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The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005
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Keesler

A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.
Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!
by mrm5593 September 25, 2006
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keemstarred

when you expose somebody based of false allegations.
you keemstarred me
by kik8kimj January 12, 2017
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Keep To The Code

Stick to the original plan. If communication breaks down or some other unforeseen question about the plan arises, stick to the original plan, no excuses.
We are meeting for dinner at 6 tonight, if you don't hear from me, keep to the code!

If you were supposed to be at work but some confusion arises about the job, keep to the code.
by Freightrain47 April 7, 2017
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