Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit May 29, 2018

kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Charlie Kirk

To Charlie Kirk yourself is to advocate for policies and legislature that results in your own death.

It's not a surprise that the man who said that 'it's worth having a few gun deaths each year' was the first to really Charlie Kirk it.

by donphan2 September 10, 2025

Kirk mimi

A self-centred little whining bitch that sends you death threats on Instagram dms.

nicky messaged me again what a Kirk mimi

by Shadowknite October 7, 2016

Kirked

The word "Kirked" is slang used by the gaming community to let teamates knows they've been killed.

Hey be careful going through that alley, I just got kirked.

by yungsupersize September 11, 2025

giving kirk

this mean giving someone head/neck

"i heard mia was giving kirk to adien"

by shesoweirdddd September 20, 2025