Burning Justice

Smoking pot (Marijuana) in a joint, blunt, pipe or bong.

We sat around burning justice until we were too stoned to move.

Or

I got some killer weed, do you wanna burn some justice with me?

by SisterSixx August 14, 2020

Crevice of Justice

The Crevice of Justice, or the "COJ" is the space at the base of the penile shaft, between the base of the penis, and the anus.

Jake's Crevice of Justice itched all day long, so he scraped his fingernail through it.

by connors11s July 8, 2010

Verbal Justice

To own an individual/organization in a verbal confrontation. Usually in front of multiple people. The end result of Verbal Justice being served is everyone knowing, without a shadow of doubt, who just got owned in the verbal encounter.

Verbal Justice can take place: In person, online, on TV, in the news paper etc...

Mark: Did you see Mark Schlereth go off on the NFL being hypocrites this morning??

Jason: Yeah dude, that man dished out some serious Verbal Justice.

by Fr33zy October 21, 2010

Waco Justice

An 'accidental fire' set by authorities (resulting in the death of the accused) to derail an independent investigation which would portray said authorities in a negative light. e.g. "Chris Dorner Dead:Police Heard Saying ‘Burn It Down’ Just Before Cabin Catches On Fire" - NJ(dot)com (actual headline)

Dorner's demise was a clear case of Waco Justice.

by Jon Eblok February 13, 2013

The Fork Of Justice

Originally an amusing and unique handle for chat rooms and games (originally MINE that is) which has become a comical (and increasingly widespread) way to 'poke' fun at evildoers, trolls or any one of life's petty annoyances within newsgroups, chat rooms and blogs.

It's main purpose is to dismiss annoying arguments, people and situations in a civilized manner without resorting to flaming, net hooliganism or other kinds of embarrassing behaviour.

A way of saying "this little thing will not get me down".

The use of the "Fork Of Justice" ranges from literally using a fork to poke the offending party (in chat), posting a picture of a fork in a thread or blog, or as a comical over-played super hero roleplay.

"I am The Fork Of Justice! I stabbeth thee with my Progs OF Truth!"

"You have been poked with The Fork of Justice. Troll."

by TheForkOfJustice October 26, 2004

social justice

The (typically online) practice of preaching for equality for people of all religions, races, genders, and sexual orientations. When done right, this can be a fantastic thing. Unfortunately, social justice tends to be done wrong, giving things like the gender equality movement and the gay rights movement a bad name.

Good social justice: Equality for everyone regardless of your background!
Bad social justice: I F YOU AR E A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN K I L L Y O U R S E L F

by lightning_troubadour December 22, 2014

Social Justice Worriers

A person advocating for social justice.

SJWs often ultimately mean well in their points however they take it to a whole new level. These people are often overly sensitive and referred to as "emotional butterflies". If you disagree with what they preach, then it's a personal insult to them. They will get triggered or set off by anything that offends them in the slightest. These people are to be avoided.

(Note: Not all feminists are social justice worriers, but for this explanation, a feminist will be used to demonstrate the topic)
Man: Here miss, I'll hold the door open for you
SJW: Oh, why? Is it because women can't do it themselves? I'm offended that you would do that.
Man: Oh, I'm sorry (closes door in SJW's face)

(yes, this did actually happen)

by Garuda 2, Shamrock May 29, 2018