July 25

July is known as the best baby month. The 25th is known to be the best day. Therefore a person born on the 25th of July is the best.

Wow Jordan you're born on July 25? You must be the best person ever!

by kowiii November 24, 2021

July 3

National eat a pineapple day. Don’t get spiked.

Guy: Why are you eating so many pineapples?
Girl: because it’s July 3rd!!!
Guy: What’s on July 3rd
Girl: National eat a pineapple day!

by Moo mooie July 1, 2021

july 17

July 17th is celebrate the gulag day!

“Shit! Tomorrow is july 17th, we have to decide which businessman we’re gonna kill...”

by oooooolivia October 16, 2019

FFFFFFFourth of July

A reference to crude sexual behavior with women:

Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them - Fourth of July

Varsity Football 3, 4; J. V. Football 2; Freshman Football 1; Varsity Basketball 3, 4 (Captain); Frosh Basketball (Captain); J. V. Basketball (Captain); Varsity Spring Track 3; Little Hoya 3, 4*** Landon Rocks and Bowling Alley Assault — What a Night; Georgetown vs. Louisville — Who Won That Game Anyway?; Extinguisher; Summer of ‘82 — Total Spins (Rehobeth 10, 9...); Orioles vs. Red Sox — Who Won, Anyway?; Keg City Club (Treasurer) — 100 Kegs or Bust; redacted — I Survived the FFFFFFFourth of July; Renate Alumnius; Malibu Fan Club; Ow, Neatness 2, 3; Devil’s Triangle; Down Geezer, Easy, Spike, How ya’ doin’, Errr Ah; Rehobeth Police Fan Club (with Shorty); St. Michael’s...This is a Whack; redacted Fan Club; Judge — Have You Boofed Yet?; Beach Week Ralph Club — Biggest Contributor; redacted — Tainted Whack; redacted; Beach Week 3-107th Street; Those Prep Guys are the Biggest...; GONZAGA YOU’RE LUCKY.

--Brett Kavanaugh

by Erca83 September 26, 2018

July 6

The day we lost a legend @thecameronboyce

Damn, it feels like July 6th

by Tech_Support July 7, 2019

July 27th

The day the most fashionable person is born! They are gorgeous and extremely talented. Sometimes a bitch. Always the most popular and gets on with men and women. Funny and talkative

She’s perfect omg she was born on July 27th that’s why

by marinaferrer December 9, 2019

July 7

Whoever was born here is the baddest bitch of them all. Whenever they walk by oh dayum people get on their knees. They are so hot and badass that nobody tries to fuck with them. They can be cute and soft, but if you get them angry...oh good luck to you boo.

1:Holy shit! Were they born on July 7??!!
2:Yup! I kinda wanna autograph...
July 7 people: here you go boo. <3

by yourgalthehottest April 6, 2020