Joker

A sexual act when the male is having vaginal intercourse while a woman is on her menstrual cycle and pulls out as he is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of blood mix with semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds.

As Jon was having sex with Jane, he pulled is huge cock out and gave Jane a joker.

by Dandagriz December 16, 2021

joker's card

A penis.

It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.

So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

The Joker

When you are fingering a woman on her period and she appears to become disinterested or bored with it you pull out your fingers wipe them on the corners of her mouth while simultaneously exclaiming, "why so serious?".

I was fingering my girlfriend and she looked bored with it so i gave her the joker to try and cheer her up

by B raz July 1, 2009

joker

a name used for someone you don't know, a random person or an object.

who's that joker over there?

Toss that joker over here!

by carrie, chelsea August 18, 2008

the joker

a great prank to pull while doing some broad from behind. you take a dildo that is relatively the same size as your weiner, then slip it in whichever hole you are using, and then proceed to silently run away.

i realized i needed to shake this stage 4 clinger, so the last time we were boning i slipped her the joker. haha fooled her!

by devantaya May 19, 2008

joker fish

the people you meet daily that are so ridiculous the only thing you can say is "whaaaaat". A completely new level of retared. When you meet someone where a helmet is not enough.

"Did you see that girl at the party last night?"
"The one who tried to lick everyone, yeah she is such a joker fish!"

by SRK blade October 10, 2009

The Joker

First off, take a girls virginity. When she starts to bleed, get some blood on your fingers and smear it around your mouth from cheek to cheek. When she starts to cry or look disgusted, yell out "Why so serious?!"

Jenny started to bleed from the vagina, because it was her first time having sex. John then began to smear her blood all around his mouth from cheek to cheek, pretending to be the joker. As Jenny started to cry, John then proceeds to yell out "Why so serious?!"

by Keith Bill February 4, 2009