Jodie

To seem like your paying attention but actually daydreaming.

God! Your not listening to me your such a Jodie!

by NearlyFamous February 22, 2009

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Jodie Foster

When you vomit into your partners anus, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.

After sex, my girl screamed, "give me a Jodie Foster!"

by Reach Around Sundae June 1, 2009

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Joddy

A joddy is the southern california name for a zit that you can't pop. Sometimes you can make it ooze, but it will never pop completely. These kind of zit's can grow to the size of a marble or larger.

Dude, I got this joddy on my back. Can you have your chick cut it open with a razor blade?

by fucksakes that's disgusting September 13, 2011

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A Jode is someone (male) who suddenly begins acting like a young middle school girl. It could spontaneously happen at any given moment, to any given male. Jodes often reveal their true colors at social gatherings when faced with the opposite sex, or when someone accuses them of something (out of fun). Jodes always deny the fact that they are quite sassy, often acting out towards the accuser.

Jode=Chode=The guy in the group that everyone "shits on"

Guy 1) 'Ha, Stephen that girl said you have a millimeter peter'

Guy 2) "Whatever Brad, your moms a whore, I fucked your girlfriend and your shoes are gay. Oh and my dog died, so that means I could only sport like a half chub and your shirt is fugly. Also your feet smell like a feltched asshole and ..."

Guy 1) "Woah there brah, no need to be such a Jode"

by sass master October 17, 2013

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Jodie

A great cook who is a true woman of God. Jodies can be quiet and hard to get to know at first, but are really loyal friends. They often impress people with their thriftiness.

She saved over $200 on her grocery bill. She is such a Jodie!

by tripmom February 4, 2010

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jody kill

when two people are playing halo and they are in a stand off and one of them gets shot. another one of your team members pops out of nowhere and blasts the crap out of the person that just shot your teammate.

"omg"
"what"
"he finally killed me, crap"
BOOM!
"yes! that guy that just killed me totally got jody killed"
"nice"

by paul read May 14, 2009

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