Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

jacob

he likes anime and likes girl named kimberly

trust me this is every jacob i know

Jacob is weeb

by asunas thicc booty June 28, 2019

Jacob

He’s trash in general at any video game

Aye look he pulled a Jacob lmao he’s dogshit

by Jacob is trash at 2k and R6 October 10, 2020

Jacobed

Getting fucked/raped

Mara got jacobed last night

by Shalom123 April 6, 2017

Jacob

That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker

Taht guy is short just like jacob

by Ham7247 April 1, 2019

Jacob

A disgusting gay disease

I have jacob

by safsdegfdsa October 6, 2020