jacob

he likes anime and likes girl named kimberly

trust me this is every jacob i know

Jacob is weeb

by asunas thicc booty June 28, 2019

Jacob

He’s degenerate scum who has a hard time thinking

Watch out Jacob might shit himself

by Breadstick June 13, 2020

Jacob

He’s trash in general at any video game

Aye look he pulled a Jacob lmao he’s dogshit

by Jacob is trash at 2k and R6 October 10, 2020

Jacob

That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker

Taht guy is short just like jacob

by Ham7247 April 1, 2019

Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

by Buttshava January 19, 2020

Jacob

Trash at basketball and everything including life

I am a big Jacob

by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a person who has a lot of issues and feels as though wherever he goes someone is judging him, he tries his hardest to be kind and caring but always thinks that he seems he is selfish Jacob's can come off as annoying, rude and dumb but a a Jacob is always trying to get liked by other people and only shows his real feelings to whom he really considers a friend.

Jacob: .... Random person: Weirdo

by DudeYouNeedToShower June 18, 2019